I think I should update all readers on Madonna’s trip to Israel. It’s just so important.
“Tell me what I should do, Mr Peres, because I am in love with Israel,” pop star Madonna, who is visiting the Jewish state to attend a conference on Kabbalah, told President Shimon Peres on Saturday evening.
“Tell me what I should do, Mr. Peres, because I love Israel,”. Un-huh. Well, I’ll give her a list of 10 things she can do:
1. Go to the West Bank, evict some Palestinians from their homes,
2. Bulldoze their house
3. Cut down their olives trees that are 20 generations old
4. Invade land that isn’t yours
5. Make a ski resort on that land where a 200 year old Arab house was
6. Build a huge wall that makes Palestine a prison
7. Wage a war against ‘terrorists’
8. Purposely destory an entire country as ‘colateral damage’
9. Steal natural resources from the people you occupy
10. Create a Lobby to ensure totally and unconditional control of American forgein policy.
THANKS MADONNA!
